Humorous

Ok, maybe the article image was a bit of a giveaway - but just in case you haven't guessed who the man next door is, read on...

A puzzle-poem for kids. The solution will be posted tomorrow.

This limerick creator will allow you to create 7,776 different horror limericks (well, thousands - I'm not sure of the math). Just roll a dice for each section, and read off the lines!

A poem from my recently-published book, 'Poems from the Crypt' which describes what happens to a teenage girl when she gets hairy.